I'm still a bit dizzy. My eyesight is still a little blurry. I'm also pretty sure that there are contact burns down my sinuses.....all because of some lady at the gym that had on waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much cologne. Some type of cross between patchouli and diesel fuel and powerful enough to knock a buzzard off a shit-wagon.
Here's a tip. Sweat doesn't stink. It's just salty water. What makes body odor is the bacteria living and pooping on your skin. It takes a while for that poop to accumulate so, if you bathe with anything approaching regularity, BO will not be a problem unless you are a particularly nasty ass.
In any event, regular body odor is natural and there is really nothing at all wrong with smelling like a human, especially if you claim to be one. Cologne does not kill body odor. Cologne has a smell all it's own which is about as natural as Justin Bieber fans...which is why most people have various allergic reactions to colognes such as gagging, retching, vomiting, clawing out their eyeballs, etc.
If you are one of these people that bathe in cologne before you go to the gym to workout...stop. Don't be afraid of how you smell. We are all sweaty and nobody is going to get that close and intimate with you to snort your armpits while you are running on the treadmill. Shower afterwards and you'll be fine for polite company the rest of the day. If you are unfortunate enough to be around somebody at the gym that uses cologne by the gallon, try some of the suggestions listed at the top. If none of them work....yell "fire" and dowse them with a hose.
You'll be doing everyone a favor.
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